A Message to the Future
Dear Blog-Archeologist from the Future,
Let this post serve as our eulogy, for on September 2nd, 2005, eight men left Los Angeles to honor one of their own. The reports of our group's demise are undoubtedly well known in your time, as it ignited the Second Mexican-American War, and later the North American Nuclear Nightmare.
It should be known, however, that our intentions were honorable - we merely wished to celebrate Matt Hoey's impending nuptials in the finest traditions of friendship and masculinity. We didn't know what would happen, and we're very, very sorry (although it probably rings hollow to you, considering the harshness of the post-apocalypic society that we inadvertantly ushered in).
In conclusion, it's all Hoey's fault.
Best,
Matt Plumb
Hoey's Bachelor Party Member
Let this post serve as our eulogy, for on September 2nd, 2005, eight men left Los Angeles to honor one of their own. The reports of our group's demise are undoubtedly well known in your time, as it ignited the Second Mexican-American War, and later the North American Nuclear Nightmare.
It should be known, however, that our intentions were honorable - we merely wished to celebrate Matt Hoey's impending nuptials in the finest traditions of friendship and masculinity. We didn't know what would happen, and we're very, very sorry (although it probably rings hollow to you, considering the harshness of the post-apocalypic society that we inadvertantly ushered in).
In conclusion, it's all Hoey's fault.
Best,
Matt Plumb
Hoey's Bachelor Party Member
posted by Plumb at 4:00 PM
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