A Message to the Future

Dear Blog-Archeologist from the Future,

Let this post serve as our eulogy, for on September 2nd, 2005, eight men left Los Angeles to honor one of their own. The reports of our group's demise are undoubtedly well known in your time, as it ignited the Second Mexican-American War, and later the North American Nuclear Nightmare.

It should be known, however, that our intentions were honorable - we merely wished to celebrate Matt Hoey's impending nuptials in the finest traditions of friendship and masculinity. We didn't know what would happen, and we're very, very sorry (although it probably rings hollow to you, considering the harshness of the post-apocalypic society that we inadvertantly ushered in).

In conclusion, it's all Hoey's fault.

Best,

Matt Plumb
Hoey's Bachelor Party Member

Some Useful Spanish Phrases

"Quisiera un galón de su tequila más barato."
- I would like a gallon of your cheapest tequila.

"¿Dónde está mi amigo? Él era el que esta' cubierto en vómito."
- Where is my friend? He was the one covered in vomit.

"Puedo ser americano, pero soy me rompí también para valer su tiempo."
- I may be American, but I am too broke to be worth your time.

"Tome el que esta' con la barba. Él es el que usted desea."
- Take the one with the beard. He's the one you want.

"Le lucharé, pero esté enterado que sé magia negra."
- I will fight you, but be aware that I know black magic.

"¡El hígado del Scratch acaba de estallar! Que pena!"
- Scratch's liver just exploded! What a shame!

This is Living

A glimpse into the future - our bachelor maxing and relaxing at a Mexican oasis.